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Out Of Character - Hope you enjoy this role-play. |
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NXWF cameras open up at McKnighte’s houses, in Boston, Massachusetts. The cameras are inside
his beautiful living room. McKnighte is seen talking to the telephone. James McKnighte - Yeah and make it quick, I want you to be here in less than fifteen minutes.
Or else you can forget about it! McKnighte hangs up the telephone as a camera man begins to speak to McKnighte. Camera Man 1 - Who was that on the phone? James McKnighte - You’ll find out in a few minutes. But now I want to talk about Rob Van
Dam. So turn on the damn cameras. Camera Man 1 - They are already on, sir. James McKnighte - Good. Now Rob I heard your littlie five minute talk. And yeah just like everyone
else I was bored while watching it. Rob, I know what a catch phrase is but that’s not all I meant when I said you repeat
the same thing you moron. You are predictable you always say how you’ve held those championships for a year, and how
you beaten me or some other guy. The only thing you said that was actually new for once was you described the meaning of a
“fluke”. Frankly I don’t care Rob… you can say you beat me once, go ahead. But what makes you so sure
you’ll beat me this time. I am going to prove to you and everyone else that I can beat you Rob! Then what are you going
to say, huh? You won’t be able to say you beat me because I have beaten you as well. Once I beat you Rob, I am going
to do it fare and square and don’t worry I won’t need a weapon to beat you. But once I do beat you, at the end
of the match between us, I demand you to tell everyone that you beaten me was just a fluke, you got lucky. And trust me I
will force the words out of your mouth if I have to. McKnighte pauses for a moment. James McKnighte - Now, Marks don’t think that I forgot about you. I remember when you attacked
me with that chair, heck I just finished recovering from that. Now the question is Marks… do you believe in karma? You
know the saying what goes around comes around? Well what makes you so sure that on Monday you don’t end up in a hospital
room. I mean when I attacked Psycho you criticized me for attacking a man while he wasn’t looking. Now as I remembered
did you or did you not attack me… when I wasn’t ready. See Marks everything you told me I was, I guess you are
too. We both attacked someone from behind. So you run your mouth all you want Marks, the fact of the matter remains you proved
to me that you aren’t any better then I am! And what makes you think that you can defeat me in ring? Huh, when you say
that you can defeat me, that is a opinion, when say that I can beat you… that is a fact! And when I say that I can beat
your partner Rob Van Dam I mean it, that is fact as well. I mean I can give a crap whether you have the Television Championship,
because all you are doing is keeping it warm for the true champion, me! You see every time you shine that belt, you shine
it for me. Every time you look at that precious belt, you see my reflection on it, because you know that in the near future
that title is mine. Heck, I just thought of something. When I face you this Monday in the ‘Falls Count Anywhere’
match… how about you put that title on the line. I mean if you are a true champion and you are confident that you can
beat me twice, then you would have no problem putting it on the line! So what do you say all or nothing? What do you think
about that camera guy? Camera Man 1 - Well I wouldn’t mind watching that match up. I’m sure it would sell
a lot of tickets. James McKnighte - You beat your money that it would sell. But to bad well have to forget about
it. Camera Man 1 - But why? It is a good match. James McKnighte - Because, Rob Van Dam would never accept that kind of a match offering. He knows
that he would lose that match. He knows that his win was a -- Suddenly the door bell rings. McKnighte gets up and answers it. Pizza Man l Greg - Your pizza is ready! That will be $309, for the 74 boxes of pizza. James McKnighte - Whoa, wow. When I said I wanted 74 boxes of pepperoni pizza I didn’t
mean for me. Look at this body, you actually think I can eat 74 boxes of pizza and still look this good? Pizza Man l Greg - Well who is this for than? McKnighte pulls out a piece of paper. James McKnighte - Take all these pizzas to this address here, and ask for Mr. Van Dam, he’ll
be paying the $309. And tell him, that Mr. McKnighte said good luck on Monday. Pizza Man l Greg - Will do sir. (To the guys behind him) Put the pizzas back into the vans, we
have to go to another address instead. The pizza man is about to leave. James McKnighte - Wait… how about you give me two of those boxes of pizza. Mr. Van Dam
won’t mind. Pizza Man l Greg - If you say so. The man hands James McKnighte two boxes of pizza. James McKnighte - Thanks guys. McKnighte closes the door and goes into the living room with the two boxes of pizza. James McKnighte - Here I got you two boxes of pizza. (Mumbling) Maybe now you can feed you family. Camera Man 1 - Excuse me? James McKnighte - For what? Camera Man 1 - No, no I though you said something. I guess not. James McKnighte - Oh, that’s alright. Come on eat a slice… everything is on Rob Van
Dam’s expense. Camera Man 1 - Sure. Would you like a slice. James McKnighte - Oh no, I can’t eat that, my trainer would be pissed if he even saw me
near that type of food. The camera man grabs a slice of pizza. Camera Man 1 - Now if you don’t mind where did you leave off… you were saying something
about Rob Van Dam. McKnighte thinks to himself. James McKnighte - Lets see. Where did I leave off. Camera Man 1 - About how he can’t beat you. James McKnighte - Right. Rob Van Dam can never ever beat me again. So that’s why he will
never accept my offer for the Television Championship. I mean if you for instance were the Television Champion, would you
accept my offer, and be honest. Camera Man 1 - Personally… I’d be scared to get in the ring with you. Much less any
other NXWF Wrestler. I am just a wrestling fan… I doubt I would make a good Wrestler. James McKnighte - True. Interrupting McKnighte. Camera Man 1 - But my six-year-old son has told me he would like to become a professional Wrestler.
When he is a couple of years older I am getting’ him a personal trainer, so he can live his dream. Do you have any advise
for him? James McKnighte - As a matter of fact I do. Tell him to closely watch me threw out my career.
And to not miss Total Chaos this week… so he can see how badly I hurt Rob Van Dam. Camera Man 1 - I’ll be sure to let him know that. James McKnighte - You do that. Camera Man 1 - Also, before you say another word, why did you order 74, well 72 pizzas for Rob
Van Dam? James McKnighte - Because that crack addict probably does not have $309 to pay for the pizza.
He probably does not even have $25. Camera Man 1 - You do know you could get in serious trouble for that? I mean a lot of people
are going to be watching this as well as Rob Van Dam himself. And he is going to be frustrated and angry with you making him
pay $309 for pizzas he didn’t even order. James McKnighte - Well you either hate me or you love me. I am betting Rob Van Dam is one of
the haters. But after Monday he is just going to be another member of ‘McKnighte’s Bitchs’ ha, ha, ha. Camera Man 1 - Well I -- James McKnighte - Well nothing! You talk a whole lot for a camera guy. So I suggest you eat your
stinking pizza and shut the hell up. I am the one who does the talking, you just record this event and then it airs on television,
that’s all you do. The talking part is my business. Now I expect an apology and I am going to file a report to hopefully
get you fired. Camera Man 1 - Please, don’t I apologies for my action. I love my job, and I need it to
support my family. James McKnighte - Shut up, let me speak here! Fine, I won’t file a complaint. Just shut
up and hold up the damn camera. Camera Man 1 - Yes, sir. James McKnighte - Now where was I, oh yes Rob Van Dam has no chance in hell of beating me twice in the same
year. I haven’t proven it yet but I am better then Rob and half the locker room the NXWF has to offer. I will definitely
be Television Champion one day, whether it be next week, next month, or even next year. In the last wrestling association
that I was in people were frightened at the name James McKnighte. Because it didn’t matter who they were I defeated
them at least once. I held every Championship there was to hold, I was the 2 year reigning World Heavyweight Champion. Little
children admired and idolized me for my talent. Then a NXWF administrator came to a house show in which I was the main event…
he liked what he saw in me and offered me a $21 million contract. So I said what the hell, why not. Now here I am facing Rob
Van Dam in a ‘Falls Count Anywhere’ match. A match to which I will be the victor, and Rob will be on the mat looking
up at the true champion. I mean if you ask twenty five people who will win this match, twenty four out of the twenty five
would say Rob Van Dam would easily beat me. But that one small person who voted for me would win the vote, because there isn’t
a damn way in hell that Rob will beat me. Camera Man 1 - Oh, sorry… but we rain out of film. I got another one in my pocket. It should only take
two seconds to replace. James McKnighte - What the hell do you mean your out of tape. You’ve been recording for about thirty
minutes, what the hell are you trying to pull. Camera Man 1 - Well I apologies for this really. But I also have another NXWF superstar who I has to record
a interview for. James McKnighte - What! Who, which other superstar? Camera Man 1 - Well I am not at liberty to say. James McKnighte - Tell me damn it. Before I find out myself the hard way. And don’t think I am afraid
to hurt you, especially while the camera is turn off. So spit it out! The camera man is a little nervous. Camera Man 1 - Sorry. Mr. McKnighte I already told you I can’t. I would be violating the rules. And
if I get caught showing you it -- James McKnighte - Lets cut the crap now. No one will ever know that you showed me the tape, I mean I going
to see it this Monday anyway. So why not a preview. McKnighte punches his fist, making a loud noise. Camera Man 1 - McK… McKnighte once again I apologies, but I cannot show you it, just like everyone else
you are going to have to wait and find out this Monday. James McKnighte - Well maybe I am not like everyone else. Maybe I do not want to wait, so tell me who is and
hand me the tape. Camera Man 1 - I told you that I can’t do that. James McKnighte - So you want to do this the hard way, I guess! McKnighte grabs the camera man by this shirt. James McKnighte - Who is it? Camera Man 1 - It’s… it’s of Rob Van Dam doing a short interview. James McKnighte - Well why didn’t you say so, I don’t want to watch that piece of crap. Maybe
I’ll watch it when I can use a good nap. Camera Man 1 - Can you please let go of me now, I already told you everything. James McKnighte - Oh, sorry about that. McKnighte lets go out the camera man, who at this point is still shaking. However he changes the tapes and
begins to record again. James McKnighte - As I was saying the odds are against me, that’s a fact. But I will defeat those odds
like ‘Hollywood’ Hulk Hogan did when he defeated Andrea ‘The Giant’ to win the WWE Championship. Like
Rey Mysterio did when he defeated not one but two men, Kurt Angle and Randy Orton at WrestleMania 22 to win for the first
time the World Heavyweight Championship. Or even John Cena defeating the longest reigning World Heavyweight Champion in over
ten years John ‘Bradshaw‘ Layfield. I am going to be apart of that list. And I do not care what the audience think,
they may agree with me or not, the fact of matter still remains… I will destroy Rob Van Dam within an inch of his miserably
life. And I’ll only need the use of my fists to do it. I believe that I can defeat any member of ‘The Industry’
myself. Heck place me in a match with the whole group I will still humiliate them, to the point where they will all have to
leave this business, due to the public humiliation. McKnighte clears his throat. Camera Man 1 - Are you alright… ? James McKnighte - You shut your mouth, you told me numerous times that you won’t talk anymore, and yet
you haven’t kept your word! Damn it all you have to do is shut the hell up and hold up the camera. Now I don’t
see what’s so difficult about doing that. Your making money to shut up basically and you can’t even do that correct.
You are just like Rob Van Dam and Shawn Marks! Camera Man 1 - How so? James McKnighte - I’ll tell you how. Rob says that he’ll beat me twice but I doubt that will happen.
No I guarantee that won’t happen. Shawn Marks tried so hard to but me out for good but that didn’t happen either.
Now I don’t care that Marks said he was trying to teach me a lesson and not end my wrestling career! But that is a blatant
lie. I mean it was so obvious he tried to put me away for good, there is no point in trying to hide it from anyone. However
that will all not matter when I finally face Shawn Marks in match. I will prove to him and everyone else who doubts me. I
can beat any member of the NXWF. Matter of fact how about my next match… should be a handicap match… I’ll
face Psycho and Johnny Nova and I’ll still beat them. Camera Man 1 - Are you serious you will talk to Bret Hart, and ask him to make that match? James McKnighte - What are you crazy. Those two freaking idiots don’t deserve to be in the same ring
as I. And why would you want to see me in a one minute match, cause that is all that it will take for me to beat them. Now
before I end this whole event, Rob Van Dam I hope that you are prepared… prepared for the worst beating of your entire
life! The camera guy turns off the camera. Camera Man 1 - Thanks for this McKnighte, I really appreciate it. James McKnighte - That’s Mr. McKnighte to you. Camera Man 1 - Oh sorry Mr. McKnighte. The camera man politely extends his hand to shake McKnighte’s hand. James McKnighte - The door’s on the right. McKnighte leaves the living room. As the camera man leaves the house. |
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